clown-dick:

dear attractive people,

how do you do that

(via bringme-olobersykes)

gleefulfan:

he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative

(via hotboyproblems)

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via orgasm)

peonygoodchild:

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

(via hotboyproblems)

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via orgasm)

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

image

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via orgasm)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via hotboyproblems)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via orgasm)