oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via trust)

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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(via blowoffs)

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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(Source: titangelion, via crappybird)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via hotboyproblems)